Status: 7 months pregnant. Fucking huge.
Pregnancy in real life is not at all like the movies. There is no glow. Unless you are talking about the sweat which drips from my pimply face if I attempt to waddle more than 10 feet at a time. The morning sickness is gone at this point but no one ever told me about the migraine headaches, the heartburn, the complete inability to REMOVE THIS CHILD'S MOTHERFUCKING FOOT FROM MY RIBCAGE. I am *this close* to serving an eviction notice to the tenant in my belly.
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